What is diwali ?.........do read

*Its hilarious

young second generation Indian KID in the US was asked.

by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger
brother, this is how he went about it...

"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.

But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
forest or something...

Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he
decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they
could all chill out together. ...

But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys
and devils and shit like that..

But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.


But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, here was our man, and also
his bro, Laxman, all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess
with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..

Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with
me, ok... ..

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster's ass in his own hood.

Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets
kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that.

So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize
that our dude, his bro and his babe are back home...they thought, **well,
you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any
bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for **a drink,
so they, like, decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some
lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with
all those fireworks... *

**

*Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks( this
is how it started)!and now called as diwali! **J*

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Moderen panchtantra story

Once upon a time
There was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium
machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread
by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in
the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood

(The woodcutter and the axe)

He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him
and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her
that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the
Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box
and asked,

Is this your computer?

"Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer
replied, "No"

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said
"No, not at all !!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all
three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,
"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better
computers before bringing up my own?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid
donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she
disappeared
with the Pentium!!

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