Katie Holmes Escapes The Cruise Compound
In dark of night - quiet as a mouse - our brave little Katie Holmes slipped over and under the laser security beams... she scratched her arms and legs as she worked her way through the barbed wire... she dodged the bullets fired at her from the guard towers... and she made it out into the world - out into the daylight free of the Mad Bastard Mighty Midget Tom Cruise and his Scientology Brigade! Ah yes, for a few pitifully brief hours she was able to breathe deeply from the air of freedom - setting off to the offices of Glamour Magazine to do a gorgeous photo-shoot for their April 2009 edition -- but then the fleet of armed black Hummers pulled up outside and Katie was once again whisked back to the compound to endure life as Tom's faux wife for another year... poor, poor Katie.
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